Scams routed to Sheela ki Jawaani.

The hype by the opposition for Joint Parliamentary Committe (JPC) probe into 2G Spectrum can only be diffused after a jhakkas performance by Katrian Kaif and Sheila Dixit in central hall of Parliament. All the misappropraited funds as earned from the money loaded scams by Kalmadi, Chavan and A Raja can profiatably be diluted for an ultimate enjoyments o the parliament members, 'as they say itna toh banta hai bhaai' The party is hopeful that the opposition members would forget 2G, CWG, Adarsh, and all other scams once they get the to tap the floor with Katrina.

They (opposition leaders) are also citizens of this country,” Congress spokesperson Manish Tewary said, “If the citizens of this nation can be happy with stuff like Bigg Boss and forget all the scams, there is no reason why our respected friends in the opposition can’t. They must.”

Apparently her moves help India forget all the bad scams . . :P

Sooner the sources might reveal that  Katrina is all set to become the brand ambassador of Congress as a result of an “out of court settlement” between the ruling party and producers of the upcoming Bollywood movie Tees Maar Khan (off the record). As soon as the media will play their role of exaggerating and run the ticker of breaking news, both the parties would come up with an out of court settlement as had happened in the Dabangg-Zandu Balm case,  as Malaika Arora Khan had become ambassador for Zandu Balm.

A legal notice to the producers would be the response by the Congress leader Mrs. Sheila Dikshit's for using her name in the song "Sheela Ki Jawaani" without her permission along with loosening some chillars as compensation ( Ways o making money :P). Doesn't it sound like that If the producesr would have seeked her permission or using her name then it would have been, 'SHEILA KI JAWAANI' (with change in spellings :P)

Producers of Tees Maar Khan have agreed to the proposal which would end up making Katrina Kaif, the actress dancing to the tunes of “Sheela Ki Jawaani” in the movie, as brand ambassador of Congress; 

Apart from Katrina's performance to break the deadlock in parliament over the scams the party might also now  plan to use her posters from her movie Rajneeti in the upcoming elections in West Bengal, as Zandu Balm also recorded 35% sales hike ater the success o Munni Badnaam Hui.